being a girl is lots of work....

those who know me physically, know i'm not a girly girl nor anywhere close to high maintance. a clean tshirt, blue jeans, and my tevas (cowboy boots in the winter) is my everyday uniform. with all the bridal 'pretty-fi-cation' rituals i've been through this week alone i feel feminie and extremely girly. *scary*

let's see, what all have i done...
-bought a dress!!! i haven't worn a dress since i was like 8...easter maybe...
-shopped- period. for shoes, purse, jewelry, underwear, hair accesories *whew* and none of it was purchased at the same store. i have no patience with malls or stores. i'm a know-what-i-want-and-where-it's-at kindda shopper
-professional haircut, usually self done with my best 'paper' scissors whenever the ends look straw-y
-manicure AND pedicure, where i was told that i should do that every month. the lady that did my pedicure was not happy with my 'callouses' *shrug* sorry
-spray tan...word of wisdom- close your mouth...(that's good advice for just about any situation really)
-getting fitted for undergarments for the dress...it's true, ladies, we wear the wrong size...and a spanx suit should be registered as a modern day miralce by the pope in rome...bye bye muffin top
-home facial...now i glow (and everyone will think i'm pregnant *snicker*)
-teeth whitening
-TMI, but i have no hair where it's socially unacceptable and then some- 'nuff said...

bless his heart, davis actually noticed. his eyes lit up, "you look like a girl" as opposed to what??? thanks honey... i'll try to remember to shave more often *snort*

it's been fun playing dress up, but i'm already looking forward to coming home and slipping back into some camo *grin* hunting season starts soon.....

do you feel that?

i went to drop my wedding dress for alterations and across the street was a mcdonald's. i'm sitting in the drive through when i noticed that the truck was subtly moving. the truck has been idling rough and acts like it wants to jump the brakes. usually just letting it inch a bit forward stops this....hmm, it's still shaking.

i'll tell you exactly what it felt like- it felt like when i sit at a redlight on the bridge over I75 and you can feel the bridge move a bit from all the 18wheelers going under. i know that i'm sitting on slab concrete....*eyebrow knit*.....wth?

couple weeks ago i was sick with the ear infection, feels like vertigo. a quick swallow- nope...hmmm....

we live close to a rock quarry and on wednesday they blast, but at this point it's lasted too long and it's not wednesday....hmmm...

i turn off the radio- nope, i'm wasn't feling any bass...now i'm confused...oh well, it's my turn to order...*nom nom burger*

this was right before 2:00 yesterday.

i get home and watch fox news- an earthquake??? huh? well, that explains it...i'm not jumping on the OMG-we-had-an-earthquake panic bus, but i'm kinda glad that i decided to stop for a double hamburger otherwise i would of missed it.

estoy aqui

meg let me know that i haven't posted in a while and she was agettin' worried. i'm fine (and so is barney)

i'm fine just really really busy. i'm working on my last three show quilts (one is mine) and i'm planning my wedding.

*pause for effect*

yup, i'm gettin' hitched. davis and i will be jetting to sin city next week to tie the knot. so that has been occuping all my nonquilty spare time. i never knew how many small details go into wedding planning. *geez* they're like rabbits- you get one detail covered and it causes two more to pop up...

elvis had confirmed his RSVP (like i'd get married in vegas without elvis- that's blasphemy)

oh,  there will be pictures, thunkya thunkya verymuch

the geeks shall inherit the earth

 my poor sad slow little computer is on it's last legs.  i wouldn't be surprised if it died soon. when i try to open a large content webpage, my processor sounds like an airplane taking off. it was so loud it used to scare barney...

it's been a llllooooonnnggg time since i PC shopped. i want something that will support windows 7 and blogger (duh). i have to have large storage for pictures and documents (i'm open to an external hard drive)...i dream of adobe photoshop. i'm teaching LAing now, so i'll need programs for that....

i'm thinking i'll look at Dell and HP (not the touch screen tho) laptop or desktop?

block swap reminder

if you are working on the block swap,  blocks need to be at my house by August 31st, 2011 (about two weeks). you still have time if you were considering it....




motion of the ocean

i have a quilt to share!! all these show quilts have left my blog empty of stitching goodness. i promise the wait will be worth it!

this is laura's ocean waves quilt. you know i was *drooling* over all the fassett fabrics!  i'm in quilt love

simply devine!!! a simple CC in all the HST and my tribal swirl in the big corner triangles made a nice secondary design. the inner border is ribbon candy with a tribal swirl vine for the outer border.

on the sickness front- i went to the doc yesterday and i have an inner ear infection and a cold with NO runny nose. i've lost my voice and i sound all wheezy when i breath. i feel much better than monday and have gotten back to quilting *yay* thanks for all the well wishes...

i'm calling in dead

crap- what a loverly time to get sick...sore throat and rise krispie ears when i swallow *snap crackle pop*

but on the bright side, there's Nyquil...and Dayquil. i love modern medicine.....and 16 hour naps *giggle cough*






i got my ECQG show acception letter today. all three quilts i submitted will be in the show.

we had SEX during a FART

i bet that title grabbed your attention *giggle*

me, lisa, and barb has a Stash Expanding eXperience while on a Fabric Acquisition Road Trip.  *rim shot* bada-bing!  sometimes i worry about me....
couple weeks ago, we drove down to A Scarlet Thread in McDonough and stopped by Quilts' n Fixins in Jonesboro on the way back (no pictures. they were having their BOM pickup day and it was really crowded)

this was my first time to AST after they moved.....OMG- the mothership returned to take me home!!

this is a small section of their batiks *drool*

i bought some fabric- my second favorite color is camo, so i couldn't resist those. AST has a large table of yard cuts that if you buy 5 or more they cost $5/ea, so i found some good stash builders in there...my favorite- the strawberries..the two oranges on the top right came from Quilts n Fixins

you say 'obsessed' like it's a bad thing

that's funny it's spelt just like sewer (sue-er)

i pulled a dory....i saw sewer (soe-er)
*sew - a needle pulling thread, la - a note to follow sew*

block lotto

i follow the block lotto blog and this month's block is an  8" african violet block. i immediately knew how i'd quilt the blocks, so i joined for the first time. i hope my beginner's luck will help me win....


lesly emailed me a link to this great beluga video....at a wedding at an aquarium a mariachi band serenades a beluga. too cute!

GA aquarium the end

the topic reef exhibit is fun.

the reef aquarium actually has waves that come in every couple of minutes...there are numerous touch screen monitors that will give you info on all the different fish and corals

you can swim with jellies

isn't this pic awesome? very proud of that one.....
there are luna jelly fish too. the color inside the aquarium changes, other wise you wouldn't be able to see them.

(you can click on any picture to get a bigger view. then just click the back button on your browser to come back to my blog)

dory will give you free whale speaking lessons

marlin and nemo will show you the awesome view of the desirable drop off

(there are three clown fish in this tank and one really did have a messed up left fin)

the new dolphin exhibit.

which was so HARD to see because there is a large opaque window wall behind the glass.....not the best. most of the exhibits are in the dark with little 'nightlights' along the floor so you can see to walk....why, oh why, did they not do that for the dolphins???

 local tip- the general admission ticket does not include admission into the dolphin show, but you can go up and 'observe' them....if you can see them through the glare from the windows...

there is also a south american exhibit. i didn't get pictures of the piranhas....they feed them on saturday, i think?

these are ochirds (?)... they are like our oscars, so many colors

by the time we got to this section of the aquarium, i was kinda tired and my picture taking enthusiasm was waning and my batteries were dying (i took almost 200 pictures)
then this turtle swam by
and back again. he's got a cute nose...











and there were these pretty fish. they almost glowed...

check out the orange one in the top right corner.

pretty pretty

but i liked the blue one

well, that's about it....our trip to the GA aquarium.

there's lots of animals that i didn't get pictures of: the otters, the piranha, the sea dragons (gorgeous sea horses)...

you'll just have to come see them for yourself- let me know. i can always use the excuse to go back *smile*

from the comments, yall have enjoyed the pictures. i'll get back to quilting content soon!

unwanted visitor

i interrupt the aquarium posts to bring you breaking news straight from the studio....

monday i walk into my studio and i saw something big-for-being-small run around the corner of my computer desk.  i did the whole woman-saw-a-mouse scream from TV. you would of laughed (i did)

it scared me....and davis will tell you, i don't scare easily. so a good chunk of Monday evening was spent trying to catch my unwanted studio visitor....a blue tailed skink
that's it behind my sewing cabinet on monday....

i've tried everything....i had a nice corral made out of my rulers...i figured it must be thirsty, so i tried baiting it with water....them things is slippery.






yesterday the darned thing just toyed with me....i'd be quilting, stop, look down, and it would be staring at me. i swear i could hear it giggle as it ran back in the corner under my sewing machine....



it unnerving to know this thing is just running around willy nilly in your sanctuary space....

so today i notice the darn thing behind my longarm, watching me answer emails....*grr* then it scurried under something that sits in a plastic bag...OMG!! i quickly snatched up the bag with the little bugger panicking in the bottom of the bag. i carefully remove the contents of said bag and dump the unwanted visitor in a bucket...

*mu hahahahahah* the great white hunter strikes fear in it's prey

three cheers for opposable thumbs!!


i'm going to wait til davis gets home (i don't think he really believed me) to show it to him, then i'm dumping it out way back in the field behind the house....

you know it's hot when wildlife searches out AC.....

oh, the great hunting dog, barney- useless, could care less....if it were a squirrel, the situation would of done been handled....that would of constituted a blog post too.

it is kindda cute tho....

GA Aquarium part 3

i think it's good that the aquarium has an exhibit featuring the native Georgian wildlife.

my favorite is the touch tanks!!!

this one is star fish and urchins. there's another one with horseshoe crab and shrimp...i didn't get pictures- it was crowded.

local's tip- to avoid the crowd, schedule your visit during the week AFTER school starts. but also bare in mind, that there is more available on the weekends...like feeding times

i got to touch the back of a cownose ray (they feel like the surface of half-set jello...really cool.) and i got to touch the back of a bonnet shark as it swam by. the sharks are not as easily reached as the rays and i had to be very very very patient waiting for one to swim by. they feel like very very fine knobby sandpaper...that's the best way i know to describe it

there were trout. we don't do alot of trout fishing, but i know these are huge...
catfish...this is in a walk under bubble window.

albino alligator...providing the perfect picture taking opportunity

i got a laugh when i asked when it would be available in the touch tanks *grin* always the jokester


(i just think the alligator was jealous of the attention the belugas get and was all like, " i'll show them- they aren't the only animals that can be white")

and the otters!!! they are stinking cute. no really, they stink- like wet fishy ferrets...they have a strong musk.

the lightening in the exhibit make it impossible (with my 6 year old camera) to get good pictures. plus they are constantly moving.

this one had a itch behind it's ear. they have cute little button faces....there was also a California seas otter exhibit, but that's another crowded, hard to get photo area...

davis said that way back when he first started hunting the swamp on our hunting club, there were otters in it. his favorite non-deer story is how he sat one morning and watch some baby otters (kittens??) play in the water...all i've seen in the swamp are beavers
they had a small (small for them, big compared to a home aquarium) of Lion fish (like 40) and how introducing non-species 'exotic pet' fish into and environment can destroy the local ecosystem. most people just walked on by....*sigh*  ask the Florida Fish and Wildlife Resources about how people releasing pythons into the florida swamps (cause they get so big) is pushing native species to the brink of extinction...can you tell i watch ALOT of NatGeo???

lion fish are pretty....deadly, put pretty. they have poisonous spines along all those fins....they won't make it to the touch tanks anytime soon :)

i had a friend in college who had one and i asked him if he'd ever got 'stung' he said yes, one time while cleaning the tank he bumped his lion fish with the back of his hand. he said it hurt like hell and swelled up like a bee sting, a 40 pound bee. he said it took almost three weeks for the swelling to go down.

tomorrow- the final post: the tropical fish (including a nemo tribute) and the dolphins!

GA Aquarium part 2

the Ocean voyager exhibit is the largest salt water aquarium in the US.. that's what the guides keep saying...i believe them! this is one huge aquarium. if you're certified, you can scuba inside it!!!

(the glowing dots are the can lights behind us in the ballroom ceiling...davis didn't like that, said the electrician should of pointed them away from the glass- he would know)

four whale sharks.....FOUR!!


the 'little' fish is a yellow tail jack

one 20ft wide manta ray named billie

if i remember correctly, she's a new addition to the exhibit. 

here's the link to the Georgia Aquarium's website....they have all the nitty gritty detail of all the animals...and webcams!!! you can watch the belugas, ocean voyager (the whale sharks), the penguins and the otters. sometimes they are not working, sometimes they are...

there are also sharks- four different species...on the way home i asked davis if he remembered seeing any hammer head sharks in the big tank and he said no....the last time we went their were a couple of hammer head sharks *shrug*


there's a walk thru tunnel under the water- very cool.

another local's tip- DO NOT wear open toe shoes...ask me how i know. i wore my tevas and i can't tell you how many people stepped on my toes....not to mention the korean gentleman who thought my right foot was the perfect spot to park his kid's stroller.

a school of grouper...lots of grouper (i like the belugas- davis likes the grouper)






this is feeding time for one of the whale sharks.

they are trained to follow their special color cup (this one's was red) and someone rides a raft scooping food into their mouths.



*oh look krill*

*swim away swim away!*

see the big black round shape- that's the raft.


just some pictures for scale....



grouper

i didn't ask, but they probably weigh around 300 lbs.

that's a shark up at the top

(this is also the two story tall main viewing window into the exhibit.)

whale shark

that's a grouper under the shark towards the tail....

davis reminded me to take the pictures to show the scale for yall...you see pictures in books and on documentaries, but until only 2feet of acrylic separate you from them do you get a true feeling how big these guys are.
this was taken looking up while in the walk through tunnel.

when the whale shark swam by it made me feel tiny.....that's the manta, Billie, underneath.
 
just think- there are animals (whales) in the ocean that would make that whale shark look like a minnow...
 
we, as humans, should really think about taking care of our oceans...we know more about space than we know of our own oceans.  there was a nice (over looked) presentation about trash in the oceans...the sad thing is most didn't even glance at it on their way by. just think of the belugas next time you go to throw a bottle in the trash- think about tossing into the recyclable bin...recycling is cool!
sorry, i got all public-service-announcement-y there for a minute...
it's hard to see, but there is a little skinny blue fish at the top of this grouper's gill. he's about the size of a man's finger.











we watched him 'clean' the groupers skin....up over his head....
then along his dorsal spines towards the tail.....


i asked if the bigger fish ate the smaller fish and the guide said that they feed everyone enough to not be hungry, but there are "accidental cases of predation"

"hey, hank, where'd all the yellow jacks go?"

 tomorrow: the goergia coast exhibit and i got to touch a shark!!!!!